If you can’t put this together, maybe a place in the Howling Commandos isn’t for you. It’s quick, easy and will fuel your armies with enough nutrients to give Quicksilver a run for his money. Or maybe you’d prefer to go over to Team Iron Man?

Watch The Super Soldier Smoothie Serum Video!


Next Up: Winter is Coming Soup



200G Oatmeal/Flaxseed blend (or Ground versions of both)
Soy Vanilla Yogurt (Or any non-dairy yogurt of your choice)
1/4 Cup Coconut Flakes
1/4 Cup Chia Seeds
Agave (For sweetening. Can be substituted if necessary)
1 Cup Raspberries
2 Cups Strawberries
1 Cup Blueberries



  1.  Blend together Raspberries and the Strawberries, along with the Agave syrup and one cup of Water.
  2. Pour about an inch of the berry/agave purée into a glass.
  3. Sprinkle the Oat/Flaxseed blend onto the puree gently so it lies and cover the bottom layer.
  4. Gently apply a layer of yogurt, about half an inch, so it sits on top of the  Oat/Flaxseed blend layer.
  5. Repeat this process filling up 3/4’s of the cup.
  6. Add the fresh Blueberries sprinkling them with chia seeds.
  7. Garnish with the coconut flakes.
  8. Marvel at your glorious work
  9. Take a photo
  10. Upload to Instagram with loads of #Vegan #PlantPowered #KofisKitchen hashtags
  11.  Throw it away. Who actually eats their food these days. It’s all about showing people what you’re eating as opposed to actually eating right?


Weird Science


  • Flaxseed & oatmeal blend is great for omega-3 fatty acids and an anti-inflammatory.
  • Our ‘Very Berry’ purées have high concentrations of zinc & magnesium repairs muscles & helps to repair them on a cellular level.
  • Anti inflammatory repairing free radical damage.