Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a sweet, sticky, treat, topped with radioactive pieces of SuperMan’s home world! Don’t ask, just try them cupcakes!

 

Watch Kryptonite Carrot Cupcakes Video

 

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Ingredients:

Main Mix:
220g Grated Carrots
280g Self Raising Flour
170g Caster Sugar
200ml Orange Juice
200g Vegan Butter
2 Tsp Cinnamon
2 Tsp Orange Zest
4 Tsp Vanilla
1/2 Tsp Salt
1/2 Tsp Baking Power
100g Fiery Ginger
200-300g Dark Chocolate
2 Cups Chopped Dates

Topping:
200g Vegan Butter
200g Icing Sugar

Kryponite Ice:
200ml Water
50ml Clear Corn Syrup
Green Food Colouring

 

Instructions

 

Carrot Cupcakes

  1. Pre-heat the oven to 180°C
  2. Mix your dry ingredients together and set it aside like the all the fun of Zack Snyder directed comic book movie.
  3. Take your carrots and combine them with your wet ingredients. Stir them around, right round baby, round round.
  4. Combine your wet and dry ingredients in holy matrimony and if anyone objects, shut their bitchass up!
  5. Place into cup-cake holders and bake in the oven for 45 mins at 180.

Kryptonite Sugar

  1. Boil water till boiling….yes I know what I said.
  2. Add corn syrup and green food dye stirring till you get your preferred shade of green.
  3. Leave to cool.
  4. Place cold liquid on a flat baking tray and put in freezer.
  5. Once frozen, break up with mallet, fist, face of enemies and place accordingly into cupcakes.
  6. Ball so hard.

 

This is how we do it.

 

  • These fillings are good for humans and deadly towards Superman.
  • The Firey Ginger is a defender against toxins and an ally to digestion. This can help prevent nausea and colonic upsets.
  • Dates & Carrots are high in vitamins A and K.
  • Dates strengthen the eyes, fuel for fiery heat vision and their high amounts of iron help regulate and keep levels of oxygenated red blood cells high.
  • Carrots the focus making the skin as hard as steel and promote growth in your teeth and gums into a hero winning smile. *DISCLAIMER* THIS WILL NOT TURN YOU INTO SUPERMAN!