Plantain to get you laid! – Have you ever gotten laid using just PLANTAIN? No…me neither. But that is all about to change with this new ‘Plantain Recipe : To Get You Laid’ from Kofi’s Kitchen – 99% guaranteed to never work (1% margin of error). Ingredients: 2 x ripe plantains 4 x tablespoons […]
Kofi’s Kitchen Kraken Challenge: The Kraken – This week Kofi Smiles and I took to the road and headed up to Gateshead where he took on The Kraken Challenge by The Grumpy Panda. What’s the Kraken Challenge? Don’t worry, I got you! Kofi was given just 15 minutes to eat all of the following vegan […]
If you can’t put this together, maybe a place in the Howling Commandos isn’t for you. It’s quick, easy and will fuel your armies with enough nutrients to give Quicksilver a run for his money. Or maybe you’d prefer to go over to Team Iron Man?
Urgh! Too hungover to write a funny quip or tagline. Read the instructions. Do as they say. Make the smoothie. Drink drink. Repeat. Leave me alone. Go to bed. Wake up rich. Or maybe you’d like to join Team Captain America?
For some people happiness comes from money, girls, fast cars and big houses, for others, there’s cake. This vanilla tinged, velvety and crunchy dose of dopamine is a guaranteed hit at wakes, turning them into a rave with each serving. #RaveGrave